Are you a big fan of The O.C.? Do you come from a half Jewish, half Christian background? Or are you just a fan of unusual holidays?
If you answered yes to any of those questions, this guide to celebrating Chrismukkah (Christmas + Hanukkah) is perfect for you.
Chrismukkah was introduced to the world in December 2003 by popular TV series The O.C., in which Seth Cohen created the holiday to celebrate his father’s Jewish faith and his mother’s Christian faith. Or because he was spoiled and wanted more presents, feel free to interpret it as you wish to.
It’s not a real holiday, but it somehow became quite big in America. It’s time to bring it to Kingston.
So here’s how it works: eight days of presents, followed by one day of many presents. Unfortunately, this year’s Hanukkah dates don’t coincide with Christmas, as it’s actually already happening, so you’re gonna have to improvise. It’s not a real holiday after all, no harm done.
Do you love holiday decorations? It’s time to go wild! You get to decorate your house with a Menorah, as well as Christmas lights, stockings, bells and whatnot. The more decorations, the stronger the Chrismukkah feeling.
Don’t forget to make yourself (and all your guests) a yamaclaus… Yes, it’s a thing. If you’re confused, just imagine what a Jewish Santa Claus would wear on his head. Still confused? There is a genuine website that sells them, so you can see what they look like. It also lets you create a paper one if you’re lazy or running out of time!
Remember to get as many people as possible involved. Sure, baby Seth only had his family to celebrate with, but more people joined the Chrismukkah celebrations over time. And more people just means more food and more presents, so you better text all your group chats right now.
On Christmas Day (the day of many presents) you eat Chinese food at home and watch a movie on TV.
If you want the full Seth Cohen experience you can also invite both your girlfriends, listen to Death Cab For Cutie, or play some video games. Real fans can also get Captain Oats involved.
Alternatively, you can just watch The O.C. and call it a day.
The Chrismukkah episodes for each seasons are: ‘The Best Chrismukkah Ever’ (season 1, episode 13), ‘The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn’t’ (season 2, episode 6), ‘The Chrismukkah Bar-Mitzvahkkah’ (season 3, episode 10) and ‘The Chrismukk-huh?’ (season 4, episode 7). Enjoy!