Fantastic Beasts: A Not-So-Fantastic Film

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald was so confusing.

I have been a Harry Potter fan for most of my life—seriously, I started reading it when none of my friends even knew how to read yet—but I couldn’t have cared less about the first Fantastic Beasts movie. I was therefore very surprised to have enjoyed The Crimes Of Grindelwald… until I went home, actually thought about the movie, and realised it wasn’t that great.

JK Rowling seems to be doing everything she can to keep getting money from the Harry Potter franchise, while simultaneously making all of its loyal fans hate it. Unfortunately for her, it’s a lose-lose situation because the latest movie has been reported as the worst performing Harry Potter movie to date.

It’s sad, because the movie had so much potential, but so many random characters were introduced, too many little details were thrown into the movie, and nothing was explained.

One thing I loved about it (apart from Ezra Miller) was how much it referenced the original series–it made me feel at home.

But even then, they could have at least checked that their little references made sense, and not mentioned people who could not have possibly been there at the time… no spoilers, but if you’ve seen the movie, you know who I’m talking about.

Also, I was waiting for gay icon Dumbledore to shine. In all fairness, there was one scene where someone who already knows he’s gay may see it on screen, but nothing else. If he was so in love with Grindelwald, why not make it a bit more obvious?

I understand more movies will be coming out, which I’m hoping means everything will be explained. But why make such a confusing movie to begin with? Why add so many random things that make no sense? How did they find an actor to play young Newt who looks so much like Eddie Redmayne? And why is Nagini a character? I personally feel like the only use she had was to make me fall in love with the actress.

All in all, I don’t actually think it was as bad as I’m making it seem. I’m just frustrated by all the questions it left me with. If you’ve seen the movie, what did you think? Leave a comment and we can discuss.

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